Pobody's Nerfect
who knows my dudes
Sometimes a family is two ex-con dads, a half-dead dog, a smol precious child, and drunk uncle™ Dominic.
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Just a reminder that Vengeful by V.E Schawb is coming out next week!!!! You can totally read Vicious over the weekend
2018 Predictions
• Donald Trunp will make up an assassination attempt against him (not stage one, just say it happened)
• Very brief trend of wearing shirts inside out
• Hackers will attack Ajit Pai and uncover some sort of secret fetish of his (my guess is piss or feet but who can say)
• Mothman sighting will re-emerge followed by most likely another bridge collapse or maybe a building
• Someone (Florida Man) is gonna try (and fail) to eat a crocodile alive
• Boston Dynamics is finally gonna make a robot you can ride
• A prank youtuber will do a livestream where they will actually get murdered for real
• The Hot New Meme™ will just be screaming (think rickrolling but 1000× worse)
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me: big city driving scarey ):
me on country backroads: *takes a sharp curve going 90 mph* yeehaw
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Art G.Shvecova (Design graphics - Series Blue_Gold-stars_180418)
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i want:
- a new tattoo.
- to be kissed.
- to not be nervous about my future.
(via katafterhours)
i love this
Captain Holt: I visited “w w w dot ladies good health mag dot com backslash sex hyphen relationships backslash eight six seven five nine nine nine zero four backslash nine four three two ampersand two zero dot html” [short pause] Do you know that site?
Rosa: No.
Holt: Well, apparently, it’s less painful, if you acknowledge the dumpee’s [pause for emphasis] feelings.
Rosa: Ew.
Holt: But don’t worry, we’ll practice. I’ll be Marcus. Go.
Rosa: [clears throat] Marcus. I think we should break up.
Holt: That makes me feel sad. I’m sad.
Rosa: Your sadness is noted.
Holt: I feel acknowledged. Thank you for breaking up with me. It will take me eight minutes to collect my things. [short pause] I think that went very well.
(via appleblonde)
smh, all you griffin mcelroy fans sure do seem to ignore the fact that he LITERALLY lost a whole ass boy to a clown box of his own creation
(via starlightfloat)
on a sincere note though, you guys do know that 22 is not old and 30 is not ancient, right? like yeah by 30 you will hopefully have matured but hearing some of you talk like life ends at 30 is a little worrying. one day, not as far away as it may seem, you will be 30 and you will still be a person with value, you will probably still have a lot of the same interests, you will still use the internet, and you will still be you. you have your whole life ahead of you
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